Five women from my online dating site chose to write me emails today. Completely out of the blue. Actual solicitous emails, and not crappy little e-winks, like I usually get.

In the past year, I’ve had this happen maybe six times. Now five in one day? Plus I was offered a job as a video game developer, even though I haven’t had my resume up on monster in over a year.

Seriously, what the hell?