oh my god–i had this professor in college…i was an English Lit major. she was my Victorian Lit prof and crazy as all get-out, but for some reason really liked me (takes one to know one, perhaps?). her husband was a writer–and i use that term loosely. she was cool, but he was an asshole. he taught my creative writing course and gave me a B, the fucker. after i graduated college she asked me to house (and cat!)-sit for them and i looked through some of his stuff. i am a bad snoop, at least when i feel justified. his grand opus was a story about, yes, an anthropomorphic cat. i don’t think it was a mystery, but it was a whole goddamn novel, a life story, told through the eyes of a cat. don’t get me wrong, i love cats. but a B? from that loser? i will never forgive him, with his crappy-ass cat literary trash.
you just graduated. you deserve to enjoy some fluff! and i know you’re kidding…i think? i read the National Enquirer, so who am i to talk. your xanga definitely hasn’t jumped the shark and never will, unless you leave. we all have our down times. have you ever seen the jump the shark website? people vote and comment about when shows jumped the shark, and you can find any show you could ever think of on there. so awesome.
The Ancient Undergrad 
No! We demmand a post! Just kidding
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Well, fine then, read the book, we don’t need you!!!! *curls up in a ball of self pity and wails*
🙂 if it’s that good, I just may have to read it…
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I love those kind of books… been a few too many on my list though lately… enjoy
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That makes you a Xanga tease, then.
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Yay! Reading something of substance. I need to try that.
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Mmmmm… chocolate cat…. *drools*
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oh my god–i had this professor in college…i was an English Lit major. she was my Victorian Lit prof and crazy as all get-out, but for some reason really liked me (takes one to know one, perhaps?). her husband was a writer–and i use that term loosely. she was cool, but he was an asshole. he taught my creative writing course and gave me a B, the fucker. after i graduated college she asked me to house (and cat!)-sit for them and i looked through some of his stuff. i am a bad snoop, at least when i feel justified. his grand opus was a story about, yes, an anthropomorphic cat. i don’t think it was a mystery, but it was a whole goddamn novel, a life story, told through the eyes of a cat. don’t get me wrong, i love cats. but a B? from that loser? i will never forgive him, with his crappy-ass cat literary trash.
you just graduated. you deserve to enjoy some fluff! and i know you’re kidding…i think? i read the National Enquirer, so who am i to talk. your xanga definitely hasn’t jumped the shark and never will, unless you leave. we all have our down times. have you ever seen the jump the shark website? people vote and comment about when shows jumped the shark, and you can find any show you could ever think of on there. so awesome.
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