OoOoooh. My belly is so full of pad Thai and spring rolls. Stuffed like a plushy. I didn’t have time to prepare food before work so it was either order or starve. The serving of pad Thai was so huge. I ate it all. Now I’m swaying and moaning like an evil scarecrow. The difference is that I’m happily full of food and not murderous spite. I’m also sitting.
I’m obligated to send a Valentine tomorrow. I’m going to cut out a black construction paper heart and include it with an old rotten dried out rose. The accompanying note will say, “Roses are red, violets are blue. This flower’s as dead as my love for you.” I am lying of course. I don’t have the required courage or mean spiritedness. Instead I will pick out a sappy prefabricated card, write as many sweet little lies as I can stomach on it, bundle it with a gift that I didn’t have time to pick out and send it off. I suppose the latter action might actually be crueler than the former. I could write so much on this. I don’t feel like it though.
“Aaaiii!! Superman help me! My legs are out of control, I can’t stop!!”
edit, 2025 me here: I wish I had the original image for this. I remember using these out of context superman panels, and they were funny
The Ancient Undergrad 
Superman is just sad now because if he wants any, he’s pretty much gonna have to fuck a horse.
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i wanna be a centaur
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OMFG to the comment above.ROFL…
the mental imagery of your post made me smile. I especially like the use of the word “plushy”
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my last boyfriend dumped me on christmas, just days after saying he loved me and wanted to marry me. in the same conversation, he gave me a christmas card. it had Snoopy on the front. Snoopy said, “You know what i love more than presents?” *open card* “Your PRESENCE here beside me!” i threw it back in his face.not sure how appropriate that is. maybe send her an e-card… the worse she can do is reply… or not reply i suppose.
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whats ROFL
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You’d think Superman might prefer Lois as a centaur. I mean, if she were just a regular woman, he might permanently damage her when having sex. A horse’s body is much stronger. If he really loved her, he’d do it! =P
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I almost snorted coffee on my keyboard with this one: “Stuffed like a plushy.”
OMG TheParkN8r‘s comment is GREAT! I cannot out-do that, I shall stop now.
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Kalli… that’s just wrong… hahaha
Anyways, the latter is the crueler, and I have to admit that courage should be on the forfront of any relationship.. that being said, hahaha
Plushy is hilarious and I shall remember it tonight as I go out to dinner with a friend, I may suggest tai… though I doubt he will go for it.
Hope you’re sleeping well.
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i’m not exactly following the instructions. i am posting the 5th sentence of my 23rd, but only here in your comment box.
“everything in nature is perfectly real including consciousness, and there is absolutely nothing to worry about.”
i’m not sure whether it’s proper or not, but it probably ranks fairly high on the scale of randomness.
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what’s a plushy?
mmm…pad thai. i might have to visit the bf next weekend and “suggest” we order angel wings and pad thai. man, now i really want some.
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