2025 me disclaimer: using terrible, unfunny AI images to replace the missing 2005 screenshots from the Sims. Apologies. It’s awful, but I wanted this post to kind of make sense.
It’s a beautiful day in the neigbourhood, a beautiful day for a neighbour. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? The reason that the last couple of posts were pretty spartan is that I’ve been playing The Sims 2 way too much. I spent a lot of time adding a bunch of downloaded celebrities to the game as well as making a sim that really looks like me. I actually used my webcam to take a straight on and profile shot so it would be accurate. (no I don’t have too much free time, I just like to procrastinate)
Here I am, Jazzercising in a stylish red tracksuit.:
Since I know I can’t devote anymore time past this weekend on the game I decided on the strategy of, “have as many babies with as many women as possible and kill off all of my man-rivals.” (The game has its own little neighbourhood mysteries you are supposed to unravel and solve but sometimes it’s just better to blaze your own trail.) I used a money cheat code so I could fund my house and death tower seen here:
Now all I had to do was wait for some celebrities to wander along. Look! Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped by to talk about the weather:
So after luring him into the tower, I quickly ran out and removed the door. I left some balloons and Teddy bears to keep morale up. Unfortunately, Arnie didn’t last very long in the tower. The reaper came after one lousy day. And he popped the balloons!
For the next schmoe, I thought I would find out long he could swim (Apparently sims can’t climb without a ladder) He lasted a long time, almost as long as Arnold.
This was starting to get boring, so I thought I would try and keep the prisoners alive for as long as possible. I kindly gave them a fridge, a toilet and shower. I even ordered them pizzas and cooked burnt grilled cheese sandwiches for them. Soon the collection had grown. (that’s Brad Pitt on the toilet and by the fridge is the ghost of some guy who drowned in the pool).
No ladies, I haven’t seen your husbands, this episode of CSI is pretty good though huh?
So to conclude, six homicides so far (including my male maid) and no babies yet.
The Ancient Undergrad 
lol, you have a sick sense of humor…but it’s hilarious! I really need to play that game sometime and see what all the fuss is about…I’ve never ever played it! But, let’s hope that soon I can 🙂
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LOL
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Yay for offing the competition! Wow that reminds me of how much we used to do that on the original sims and the expansions. There were just so many creative ways for them to die. Such as putting them in a small room with lots of electronics on the floor and no bathroom. Or in a room with nothing but wood furnature and a fireplace. Then there’s the pool, the floating house.. I could go on, but instead check out this related comic that I enjoy reading!
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this is funny stuff my friend…and for a question…check out my site!!!
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Ah yes, nothing like eating up time playing engrossing online role playing games. A curse I know all too well.
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Laughing my ass off.. hahahahaha!!! That was an awesome post… creative you are… kind you are not… mwahahaha!!
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*LMAO* That is too funny! I’ve done the drowning thing before but I like the taking away the door thing! I don’t have Sims 2 but I have everything but the newest expansion for the first one. And I ALWAYS use the money cheat code. I find things go smoother when I start them off with everything…. and I just love to build the houses!
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Aahahahaha I love the Sims2 also. Unfortunatley, I haven’t killed anyone off (even though I’ve had it since its release week, September). I did have though this husband and wife cheating on each other with this other couple (apparently also cheating on each other). When they got caught, it was a huge brawl! Fun stuff eh? Hehehee
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thanx for the comment. Sims Making Magic is also loads of fun. hehe
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Hells ya you’ll be on camera…and the mime routine will be more then welcome…entertainment is more then one mans awnser to the craziness in the world!!!
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Fuck Randy Moss, his stupid afro, his moon-dance, and the Minnesota Vikings. Gotta count on Favre to throw one game away in the playoffs, I just hoped it woulnd’t be the first one this time.
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Sour grapes. Vikings fans deserve this little bit of sunshine.I had Paris Hilton in my bedroom but couldn’t capitalize. THings are going better with Angelina Jolie. I need to delete the game. It is a tempting distraction.
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That made me LAUGH! And really really really miss playing the Sims.
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So I haven’t had more than fifteen minutes of non-work related computer time in over a week. I came to a PCroom to check e-mail and such and saw all your comments.
I can’t believe you read all that shit. Anyway, I stopped by to read everythign you’ve written recently. Good luck with the girl. I’m not gonna visit any other sites since my self-alloted time is running out and I gotta peepee and I’m hungry.
Life has been strange (or really, I guess, considering, it’s been average) lately and I wish I had time to post it, but I think the world can survive without a wonderplum for a while. Though, and maybe you’ll get this reference since you read all those back entries, I do want to say this: I was feelign down this morning and ran across that spider pin. “What’s a spider with only six legs?” “Just another bug.” Then later, and this cheered me up immensely, “No, it’s still a beautiful spider, cause it can still weave a web.”
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