Working on my resume is so boring. I’m bored. Bored bored bored. It’s good that I’m doing it on company time I suppose. I work dayshifts all stinking week-end. The novelty of dealing with the daytime crowd is wearing off. I guess being back on days has involved some fun incidents though. I’ve had interesting conversation with a few of my favorite residents. There is a cognitive psych prof who I have excellent banter with. I bested him on the phone yesterday with my sassy wit and left him laughing and blubbering. Haha! I win again old man!
What else… Yesterday, I saw two old ladies throwdown in a lyrical showdown. Right here in the lobby, snooty Mrs. Dinnmore confronted poor old Mrs. Covey and called her rude, a bitch and a sow. How can you call a little old lady with a walker a sow? That wasn’t nice at all. Mrs. Covey is probably a hundred. She was also the one who brought me ice cream the other day. Mrs. Covey came right back with some vicious freestyle though. She pretended to not know who Mrs. Dinnmore was and acted like this crazy woman didn’t belong in the building. Amusing.
Yawn yawn yawn. I’m hungry. While I was away from the desk earlier, an anonymous individual left some chocolate cake for me. It looks like a tasty specialty one too. I’m going to eat it now.
The Ancient Undergrad 
I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feign senility.
Are you really reading the Illiad? So painfully boring
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The Illiad eh? A tough piece indeed to read.
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lol, Mrs. Covey sounds so fun! Old people are just hilarious! 🙂
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Mmmm… chocolate cake… Heh, old ladies throwing down verbally! I’ve never seen any real old ladies do that before. I wonder if there is like elderly woman mud wrestling….
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I “heart” the senior citizenry. I’d have someone taste that cake for you, however…from the antics you have described above, I don’t know if I’d trust it…could be a prank.
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Did some quizzes. Put them up. Then took them down. These twelve hour day shifts are so tedious. I can’t wait until I’m off tomorrow night. The London Knights just won the Memorial Cup.
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Ha ha! That story was awesome. My grandma is in her 70s and she is no one to mess with, let me tell you. She knows more about computers than I do, too. A great lady all around.
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i can’t stop thinking about chocolate cake and ice cream because of you!
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NO WAY! Fightin’ old ladies?! And anonymous chocolate cake? In the same day?
Lucky.
The outfit you described yourself wearing the other day= hot. Especially the flashy boxers. 😉
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A sow?!?!?!? Wow, my old-lady neighbors get along pretty well. But it would be relatively humorous to see them go at it . . . .
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anonymous individual…. I love it when that happens!!!
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i was going to write something, but… i’ll just give you some props
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