January 28, 2005 9:02pm

I’ve decided to leave the UWO webring…. but before I go I will disclose three little known facts about the University.

(1) You can print for FREE at the printers at Weldon or the Taylor library (And I’m not talking about the honor system one by the circulation desk for CD-ROMs, I’m talking about the 7 cent per page ones). Only two people know about this. Me and my partner in crime. Most textbooks are available in ebook form. Draw your own conclusions here.

(2) Everyone knows about the UCC-SSC tunnel but… there are underground and above ground tunnels connecting the following buildings into one big mega complex that is ALWAYS OPEN. Middlesex College, Western Science Center, Biological and Geological, Physics, Chemistry, Natural Science, Kresge, Medical Science building. In winter this is very handy. When I am walking home from work at 6:45am on Sunday morning and it is freezing out I use my card access at Middlesex College and take the tunnels through WSC, Physics, Nat Sci, Kresge, Medical Science and then it is just a little skip and jump home to Bayfield Hall. If I brought a crowbar I could bring home a cadaver or particle accelerator or something cause all those building are totally empty at that time.

(3) As long as you keep paying you can keep coming back.